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lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons.
DAMMIT, STAFF.
Lol just gonna reblog this on all my saved urls.
I think Draken will understand once I tell him the story behind this gem. OwO
*Twitches.* Doomrider…. *Roundhouses Doomrider*
reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up when you google your tumblrname
not surprised
my drawing for me by fabulusthings! <3
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF GOOGLE IS STALKING ME. ALL OF THEM WERE MY ARTS. Holy shit that’s actually kinda scary….
>.>
My Archdemon? Wut?
Hurr, fuckin’ succeed!
I hate Nids. This annoys me. SOMEONE FETCH ME MY HAMMER!
Slaanesh will be pleased.
BUT OF COURSE!!
Rather epic if I do say so.
reasonabledaemonette replied to your post: It burns! Now I’ll have to cancel my face massage appointment! I can’t let them see me like this!
My hero!
You know it baby.
It burns! Now I'll have to cancel my face massage appointment! I can't let them see me like this!
Then beat it before I hang you by your leg and start beating the glitter our of you.
But I just scrubbed my face with the freshest apricots! Feel how smooth it is.
*Spits molten blood at the Pretty Marine.* Fuck off!
Hey just trying to make an ugly duckling into a swan! You should get the gal some contacts.
I should fucking beat you like a pinata and watch all the fucking glitter and bullshit fall out.
Oh Draken-tan! Your claws are cracked I think you need a manicure!!
Get the fuck away from me and leave Reasonable alone.
As Halifax steps through the portal into the Warhammer Fantasy Dimension. He much like all the others is greeted by ancient Terra, known to antiquity as Earth. It is a time of castles and swords, black powder and magic… Turning to the others as they stand alone in a field he sighs.
“Alright…
Kumi walks form the portal greeted with the sound of a “CRUSH!” underneath her foot. She examines the thing on her foot, it was a butterfly. Being the sadist she is, she smushed it repeatedly.
Halifax smacked Kumi in the back of the head as he walked past. “First thing I say and it’s the first thing you do. That shouldn’t change anything, but I will seriously put your ass back in the box if you keep it up Kumi. Straighten your ass out and follow orders!”
“I didn’t even see the little bastard!” She shouted. She growled and foamed at the mouth with KHORNATE RAGE. Her foot steps on another one. “FUCK!”
Halifax pulled out the box. “One more fucking time Kumi and I swear to Tzeentch you go in the box and you’ll be lucky if I don’t forget your ass here.”
“People eat insects – called “Entomophagy” it has been practiced for centuries throughout Africa, Australia, Asia, the Middle East, and North, Central and South America. Why? Because many bugs are both protein-rich and good sources of vitamins, minerals and fats.” Reasonable responded.
Draken grabbed Reasonable and put a massive clawed hand over her mouth. “Not now, now is the time to be quiet and go along.” Grunting he looked at Halifax. “Can we get on with this Mr. Wizard, I don’t feel like staying in this place any damn longer than I have to.”
